AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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