You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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