She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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