shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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