Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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