I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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