She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
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