my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize