How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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