So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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