I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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