I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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