I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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