pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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