Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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