wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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