dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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