Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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