Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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