Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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