pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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