You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm too high and old for this...
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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