all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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