When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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