I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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