If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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