Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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