I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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