And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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