I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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