I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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