I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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