Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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