We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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