The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My pussy is not your playground.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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