I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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