When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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