haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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