I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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