love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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