It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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