If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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