I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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