The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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