he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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