There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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