whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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