And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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