we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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