how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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