Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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