Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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