My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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